Mood:  caffeinated

My dad says that Greenland is self sufficient in bananas because of the heated green houses they have there.  My Dads a liar.  My dad says that he know a bloke that almost made him famous.  My Dads a liar.  My brother is a liar too.  He told my mum that he lost that fiver because some boys had chased him but he didn’t he bought some fags and a box of matches and some polos.  My sister lies too and my mum.  My mum told my sister that she could have married George Clooney if she wanted too but he just didn’t play his cards right, I mean that’s just a big lie isn’t it? My sister says that she going out with Darren Black from the year above but she’s lying because I saw him with Suzy Nash from the 4^th year snogging on the bus.  She’s got really nice hair.   My sister has really big tits though so he would be getting his monies worth.  My dad says that he would give that bird one on the telly the brainy one who does all the numbers.  Not really sure why he would give her just one because you can’t do much with just one may be add a two and a three as well so you’ve got more to play with. My mum say’s that’s ok because his bad breath would knock her out anyway and so he would be done for rape and then he would have to go to prison and she can then get married to George.