How to Seduce
I like to think of Casanova
But it looks like I’m a slut
I have loved every man inside of me
And the consequential smut
I have had lovers that live so far away
That have sailed the seas for a fuck
I have had lovers that don’t know my name
But they know how well I suck
There are some I remember more than most
Because of something strange
A fine one was when I raised my skirt
And fucked on the stock exchange
I’ve had the young to nearly deceased
And all were really unique
From the heavy rock god and telly star
To the Jehovah and the Sikh
Some are tiny and some are huge
But most are in between
It’s not what you’ve got that counts
Or how smutty and obscene
What creates a good fuck is many things
And it’s a secret we all desire
But only time and persistence
Will ignite that sexual fire
And that is the key to a great fat fuck
To atain your ecstasy
You have to fuck like it will be your last
Spoilt in your fantasy
The best part is always the chase
And charm must be at front
Don’t sound like your desperate
And intentionally on the hunt
It’s always in the eyes and smile
And words not need be spoke
Seduce your prey in this way
And passion it will provoke
If this is what you really want
Then I wish you all success
And every corner that is turned
Brings a lover to caress