How to Seduce

I like to think of Casanova

But it looks like I’m a slut

I have loved every man inside of me

And the consequential smut

I have had lovers that live so far away

That have sailed the seas for a fuck

I have had lovers that don’t know my name

But they know how well I suck

There are some I remember more than most

Because of something strange

A fine one was when I raised my skirt

And fucked on the stock exchange

I’ve had the young to nearly deceased

And all were really unique

From the heavy rock god and telly star

To the Jehovah and the Sikh

Some are tiny and some are huge

But most are in between

It’s not what you’ve got that counts

Or how smutty and obscene

What creates a good fuck is many things

And it’s a secret we all desire

But only time and persistence

Will ignite that sexual fire

And that is the key to a great fat fuck

To atain your ecstasy

You have to fuck like it will be your last

Spoilt in your fantasy

The best part is always the chase

And charm must be at front

Don’t sound like your desperate

And intentionally on the hunt

It’s always in the eyes and smile

And words not need be spoke

Seduce your prey in this way

And passion it will provoke

If this is what you really want

Then I wish you all success

And every corner that is turned

Brings a lover to caress